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somethingspecial1 somethingspecial1 22-25, F 13 Answers Aug 25, 2012 in Community

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WORST: (looking down at crotch) hey baby, its not gonna suck itself<br />
ONE I USED: damn, it's like i don't even need to see you naked

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Lmao ^_^

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Worst one that works with surprising accuracy: "So how does it feel to be the best looking girl in the room?"<br />
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Best, simplest method: smile from a few feet away. When they return it, walk up, hand extended, and say "hi, I'm (your name). No bs, no cheap lines. It's respected and effective.

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Don't I know you? (Obviously not, or I would have been polite enough to acknowledge you without you needing to ask me that.) Or Haven't I seen you somewhere before?

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my ex- g/f and brother we were at mcdonalds and he looked at a women and told her he would love to f#$% her and sat down and farted really load the benches were hard so it echoed! OMG i was so embarrassed i had to walk away!

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You sure have a nice butt hope the front is as cute. that's the worst I ever heard. The worst one I used was for a fat broad you smell good.

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"Your parents must be retarded cos youre special"<br />
Thats a pickup line from a Robin Williams comedy skit

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Its dumb but it worked a few times. Hey you know its kind of cold out, could i use your legs for ear muffs. ;)

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Calling you out! lolol No woman is dumb enough for that one to work!!

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you see now i got your attn. then the master goes to work :)

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never used one

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