I feel asleep at a metal concert! Do you know how tired you need to be to fall asleep at a metal concert,lol.
That is ******* funny!!
hopefully a drug wasnt slipped into your drink.
Wld have to have been totally waisted I wld say
Ha ha you probably got wasted too far before the concert.
I think it says more about how bad the band was.
Passed out drunk at a party and someone stole my money and bag of pot.
Well, at least you know they had a good time from it.. :P
Sorry to hear about this awful loss.. :P Must have been a hell of a party xD :D <3
Yes yr right but it wld **** u off when u where thinking about having smoke shortly lol
HE HE HE.
In the middle of a BJ... woke up the next morning.." did we?" Her response: shut up!
Yes shut up
Yes ma'am. Hehe
In my defense.. there was alcohol involved!
Are you named after the song by Extreme? Well done on the choice, very hard to sing, I'll have to go listen to it today, thanks for the reminder 💋💋
you lose your man card for the next year, sorry . how is it to not witness such greatness. go ahead and knock yourself upside your head.
Lol i think most would knock themselves out for that one
My buddy was receiving a BJ from a fairly aggressive and experienced woman. He was sitting in a living room chair. She got so aggressive with her technique that she whacked her head against the arm rest of the chair...knocking herself unconscious. True Story.
Lmao... didn't know giving BJ's was a contact sport!
Fell asleep in church at 16, sitting in the front pew...during a prayer. Everyone else say down after, and no one had the decency to wake me and sit me down, was standing for all to see for like 30 minutes. : /
This scenario wins the worst scenario award. It must have been awfully embarrassing.
lol thanks, yes, yes it was...lol
Sometimes in Church when people sleep off and are woken, they tend to pretend they are praying or meditating. I hope you didn't try to pretend cos that would have made it more embarrassing.
nope, just looked around bewildered when I finally woke up...lol
it's almost the situation i had, except that it was in a mosque (i am muslim). the "Cheikh" was giving a speech...i couldnt help not falling asleep :D when he finished, my friends woke me up, and i was like "WHAT HAPPENED"
My grade 7 finals
During state testing I fell asleep and heard myself snore so I woke up glad it was just one snore. I asked the girl next to me afterward if she'd heard the snore, and she said, "yeah, you were snoring for a little while"<br />
Well ****, sorry slow testers
Having sex with a woman... Was so drunk... she had to wake me up and all i remember she was saying was: I don't think you can go on anymore. And I looked down and said "oh" and I rolled over and continue sleeping. :P
finish the story ...... 6 weeks later some thing is at the door and says remember that night. nows a good time to change area and zip codes
thats funny :P
That one is just halarious
Sitting in the recliner watching TV holding a cup of hot tea, drank about half of it and got warm and went to sleep, woke up quickly when it spilled all over me.
I've done that! Haha
I've fallen asleep while inside a woman, twice (different women). Once she was on top when I fell asleep/passed out (I'd had a bit to drink) and she simply rolled off and went to sleep as well. Once I was on top (tiny woman, too) and she had to wake me up to stop crushing her with my bodyweight. She did that by slapping me repeatedly.
Ohh.. I had attended a traditional wedding when I was about 6 years old.. I was so sleepy with people dancing and drinking all over the place.. the only place I could sleep was on the table where they were supposed to slaughter a pig.. (Of couse the pig was not there and it was not a sty)
Didn't happen to me personally, but a guy in my class fell asleep during an exam.
When my friend was sobbing about a break up
I got talked into jumping a wire fence one night at a garden center, to get some garden stuff for a friends house. The cops turned up and I hid behind a big pile of compost bags, and went to sleep. My mate got caught trying to get back over the fence. I woke up (luckily) before the shop opened the next morning, climbed the fence and took off !. We never got anything, and I have never done that sort of thing again !!.
During an important meeting with our area director (of all of California)... 2 weeks after I got hired.. Oops
Happened to me too. Someone noticed asked me a question and from the depths of sleep I heard it and was able to pull myself from unconsciousness and muttered something that make no sense at all.
Standing up leaning against my rifle with my back to the wall.<br />
I was in the army then.
Did you fall over ?
No I didn't :O)
One of my mates woke me up by shouting "Attention". Never forgave him for that :O).
Good old days.
In a doctors waiting room :( I had the flu
On a date with a very wealthy man.
that night when she cried and pulled the trigger and I didn't come out