Have their wife drop them off and pick them up at the end of the date.
ya, good call
Not show up.
Talk about their ex
o hell yeah!
Fart like a clydesdale.
Smell really bad. :(
Forget their wallet.
A guy asking the lady to lend him money for fare back to his place.
Continuously go on and on,AND ON, about their ex used to like this, and my ex didnt like that. <br />
- And then use his/her name, whilst addressing you !! - yeah- been there, had that done to me once!!
Yeah - we didn't progress past that particular night - sort of "killed the mood" a litlle !! Lol
"hi!" *hands over paper*<br />
"......I am required by law to inform you I am a registered sex offender............"<br />
lol, that's great
Talk with someone else while you eat and drink alone.
That's the worst.. I agree
Eat a hamburger and french fries in a Chinese restaurant.
I've done that, except with chicken fingers, and it wasn't a date ;P
Take you to a party at Rush Limbaugh's house.
XP The date would end there.
take you to mcdonalds and have you pay
Bring their mother.
Wear a suicide bomber vest.
Nick some flowers from the cemetery to present to your date (with RIP label still attached) scratch your bum as you introduce yourself, be so pissed you fall over in the restaurant, leer and chat up the waitress as she takes your order, spill the wine over your date, slurp your soup starter, end up with most of your main on your shirt and lap, then expect your date to cover the tab. Fall out of the establishment and walk her home because cabs are expensive,
At least he brought flowers! Tee hee.
Remove their glass eye and give it a polish during the first course.....arghhhhhhh!
I had someone say to me, I hope you like this (xxxx) in bed cos my wife did! (he was a widow). Geez! And on a first date too. Ha!