That's a p isser!!! LOL :)))
It's the cops--here, swallow this quick?
omg that would be terrible!
The doctors say I'm much better now
About their EX for the entire night. Its ok to share where you've been but for heaven sakes ... don't inundate your date with the past.
Ring Ring..hang on it's my ex....the I gotta go my ex needs help with her washing machine..LOL
''You're a really nice guy''.... or in other words ''You're pathetic but I pity you so much I have to save it somehow by finding something positive to say to you''.
don't know, never been on a first date
funny, everyone sais something along those lines yet noone ever sais they would like to help me fix this prediciment
I think you should know I have herpes... yikes...we shared a ride and I was speechless after this... the same guy said I once belonged to a sexual fetish group... check please ... CHECK!<br />
or after meeting for happy hour and after they've had their 6th drink saying I'm a recovering alcoholic...
"I was hoping for brunette..."
I'm sorry. I'm looking for a man.
Is this First Speed Dating?
lol not necessarily
My tets results were normal
While we dine she says to me like this:<br />
I have AIDS / herpies....<br />
or <br />
(**Phone conversation ended**) My cosmetic doctor just called, he wants me to have a check up about how's my newly sex organ is doing....<br />
(***Phone rings***) I asked who was it, she says "Oh, Its my grand daughter/SON calling".......<br />
In these situations, I will Ditch her, the bill and RUN!!! LOL