"what do you want, sissy *****?" is not a good thing to say to a cop.
**** off i'm in a hurry
Lol, pretty much anything besides, "yes, officer," especially if you were in fact speeding.
I didn't think your car could go fast enough to catch me.
i was reaching for my pint of beer on the back seat so i took my seatbelt off and accidentally slammed my foot on the accelerator
I must be high off my arse. I didn't know pigs can drive and talk.
Need some money for sherif's ball?
I don't have a license to drive.
I guess crispy cream isn't open huh?
"Damn, you're ugly!"