for April 19, 2012
What's the worst thing your pet has done?
pinkgodslippers(36 votes)I noticed my cat will enter the neighbors house through the pet door and si…
MrsCsFarm(23 votes)Ate my Stafford Loan information and statement that required a signed respo…
See2Bee(21 votes)Got stuck inside my mattress. INSIDE my mattress.
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Posted by pinkgodslippers Apr 19th, 2012 at 1:39AM
I noticed my cat will enter the neighbors house through the pet door and sit in the window, I told her what my cat was doing and she don't believe me. She says that it wouldn't dare because of her dog. Yeah right as soon as they leave to work it's in there and watches for them to return.
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Reply by Infinite9 Apr 19th, 2012 at 10:15AM
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Posted by MrsCsFarm Apr 19th, 2012 at 1:40AM
Ate my Stafford Loan information and statement that required a signed response from the bank when I was in college. Yeah...a college student calling the bank to resend the chewed forms.
Bank: "Why? You irresponsible and lost it, huh?" Me: "No, but if I told you what really happened you wouldn't believe me."
Banker: "Go on." Me: "My dog ate it." Banker: "Really?! You're in college. C'mon now, that's a lame excuse." Me: "Unfortunately, I'm serious." At the end of the conversation the bank refused to send another copy. I taped the remnants of the chewed forms, signed it and sent it. A week later I had new forms to sign and return.
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Reply by BlackJadeRose Apr 19th, 2012 at 3:58PM
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Posted by See2Bee Apr 19th, 2012 at 1:31AM
Got stuck inside my mattress. INSIDE my mattress.
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Reply by love2005 Apr 19th, 2012 at 1:33AM
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Reply by peasantabuser Apr 19th, 2012 at 4:36AM
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Posted by Aeluna Apr 19th, 2012 at 12:48PM
My cat ran away, then we found him 3 weeks later at another person's house, sleeping in their cat's bed and eating its food.
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Posted by MicroMess Apr 19th, 2012 at 7:00AM
Dropped a dead squirrel on the dinner table while we were eating
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Reply by Mikkimacoroni Apr 19th, 2012 at 1:54PM
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Posted by mikanippon Apr 19th, 2012 at 2:12AM
slept with my roomate....oooh that made me mad.
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Posted by itisthefear Apr 19th, 2012 at 5:43AM
pee on the essay i was writting for 4 hours....
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Posted by Connifer Apr 19th, 2012 at 3:54AM
" Well, I found out that when I'm away, he goes to the mailbox, picks up the checks, take them down to the bank and cashes them. The way I caught him, I went out to his little house, where he sleeps at night, and there was like $3,000 worth of cat toys out there. And you can't return them, because they have spit all over them.. " [Steve Martin]
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Posted by love2005 Apr 19th, 2012 at 1:33AM
Brought a live rabbit in the house to teach her kitten how to hunt.
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Posted by BrokenWithin Apr 19th, 2012 at 7:35AM
She saw a male dog on my porch and jumped through my window....it wasnt open.
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Posted by cath17 Apr 19th, 2012 at 4:44AM
******* on My Bed, whilst looking at me!!
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Reply by meowmeep Apr 19th, 2012 at 5:17AM
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Posted by hylierandom Apr 19th, 2012 at 3:10AM
My little cat used to pee in my work shoes...problem was, it would dry out in there. So I would not get the lurvely aroma until I'd been at work for about an hour...
I always wondered what I had done to p!ss her off enough to do that.
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Posted by XxCupcakeLoverxX Apr 19th, 2012 at 1:28AM
pooped in grandma's bed
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Reply by zbignue Apr 19th, 2012 at 7:35PM
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Posted by 151rby Apr 19th, 2012 at 3:31AM
Died
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Reply by fourthtot Apr 19th, 2012 at 4:29PM
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Posted by warlock111 Apr 19th, 2012 at 1:38AM
i have a greyhound lurcher, who got into my neighbours garden and ate her guinea pig
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Posted by Lenina1 Apr 19th, 2012 at 7:03PM
This is a cute story
My cat had kittens and I made her a nice box with carpet inside and towels for her to nurse her kittens. She had all of them in there and was quite content there. In the middle of the night that same night I heard a desperate cry on my pillow. I looked and found one of her kittens on my bed. I carefully searched for the other kittens or my cat to see if she had moved everything next to me. I thought why on Earth is this kitten up here. I realized everyone else was still in the box nursing with her.
I went to put the crying kitten back in the box. My cat, the mother looked up at me and nudged at my hand. The look in her eyes said this one is for you I trust you with my baby. It was really cute
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Posted by seamoss Apr 19th, 2012 at 2:45PM
My dog is a fluff-addict. Its her drug of choice. Thus, about 4 queen sized comforters were reduced to large piles of fluff. (is it snowing in here??) Not to mention, i had just bought them as money had finally not been such a problem.
Now, she just autopsies stuffed animal I buy cheap at the flea market!!!!!! Luv her so much but an occasional thought of strangling her crosses my mind at times, j/k!
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Posted by Illiteratetroll Apr 19th, 2012 at 3:13AM
Died.
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Posted by estherlolly Apr 19th, 2012 at 9:53PM
My dog ate a box of 100 crayons. He had a terrible stomach ache according to the vet. He s*h*i*t out every single color from the box for a week.
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Posted by Metztli111 Apr 19th, 2012 at 1:53PM
They (2 little dogs)Tore up 15 Rolls of Toilet paper and Spread it all over the house, how they got the cupboard open, still fathoms me...
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