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What's the worst thing your pet has done?

  • pinkgodslippers - 46-50 years old - male
    pinkgodslippers(36 votes)
    I noticed my cat will enter the neighbors house through the pet door and si…
  • MrsCsFarm - 31-35 years old - female
    MrsCsFarm(23 votes)
    Ate my Stafford Loan information and statement that required a signed respo…
  • See2Bee - 22-25 years old - female
    See2Bee(21 votes)
    Got stuck inside my mattress. INSIDE my mattress.

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136 Answers to "What's the worst thing your pet has done?"

  1. ijustneed2talk - 41-45 years old - female

    Posted by ijustneed2talk Apr 19th, 2012 at 2:40PM

    this is so gross....when my husband and i were living with his parents for alittle while we brought our little dog with us, a white peek a poo named Buddy. Buddy would get into the trash and take it underneath my In laws bed. So my father in law was very organized and tidy and he notices this trash under the bed and he cleans it up. He finds a number of things but comes out with one of those vaginal sponge birth control devices and asks what is this?!

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  2. tak1 - 36-40 years old - male

    Posted by tak1 Apr 19th, 2012 at 11:30AM

    My dog Maximum Penalty is demented. Just look at my avatar. And that was one of his saner, more reflective moments. There has been a rather worrying absence of cats around my neighbourhood lately and people in general tend to give a wide berth when they see him bounding toward them.

    He's awesome, awesome to the head.

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  3. LonexWolf - 18-21 years old - female

    Reply by LonexWolf Apr 19th, 2012 at 7:39PM

    Love that face!

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  4. BeteNoire - 22-25 years old - female

    Posted by BeteNoire Apr 19th, 2012 at 11:06AM

    Pet sheep urinated on my laptop. The laptop did not survive.

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  5. mrwednesday3495 - 36-40 years old - male

    Posted by mrwednesday3495 Apr 19th, 2012 at 9:44AM

    Countless spelling errors writing my biography.

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  6. Teefourtyone - 41-45 years old

    Posted by Teefourtyone Apr 19th, 2012 at 9:22AM

    My cat stole the chicken, which was ready to be served for dinner, from my neighbor's kitchen.

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  7. sumnerkagan - 41-45 years old - male

    Posted by sumnerkagan Apr 19th, 2012 at 9:18AM

    our cat's litter box is in the basement, but we have a toddler so we keep the door closed when she's on the main floor. the cat meows when he needs to go downstairs, but if we forget and leave the door closed or don't let him down fast enough, he pees on my side of the bed... :/

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  8. guiltybyassociation - 31-35 years old - male

    Posted by guiltybyassociation Apr 19th, 2012 at 8:45AM

    I was in bed with someone and the cat went and peed on my clothes on the floor. I wasn't amused.

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  9. idrublood - 26-30 years old - female

    Posted by idrublood Apr 19th, 2012 at 7:52AM

    My cat marked me as his territory.

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  10. nobodyspecial1973 - 36-40 years old - male

    Posted by nobodyspecial1973 Apr 19th, 2012 at 6:30AM

    lifted his leg on a cop car .

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  11. doggieschoice - 22-25 years old - female

    Posted by doggieschoice Apr 19th, 2012 at 6:25AM

    Ate the sandwich I'm holding...
    Lucky that he does not bite my hands

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  12. amanalone - 66-70 years old - male

    Posted by amanalone Apr 19th, 2012 at 5:39AM

    Died and left me alone!

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  13. luckylassie - 51-55 years old - female

    Posted by luckylassie Apr 19th, 2012 at 5:02AM

    chewed the wire on my headphones - TWICE

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  14. ijustneed2talk - 41-45 years old - female

    Reply by ijustneed2talk Apr 19th, 2012 at 2:36PM

    had that happen before!

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  15. NatalieClarkdoglover - 26-30 years old - female

    Posted by NatalieClarkdoglover Apr 19th, 2012 at 2:32AM

    I had a similar experience to marekgirl my staffy chewed a large hole in my kitchen door big enough to fit my head and shoulders through, the dogs i have today pee and poop in the house occasionally and attack the post as it comes through the door and the postman if he's daft enough to stick his hand in lol.

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  16. SadDuckieBird - 26-30 years old - female

    Posted by SadDuckieBird Apr 19th, 2012 at 1:44AM

    puked on my bed well I was sleeping in it!

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  17. bemmie - 18-21 years old - female

    Posted by bemmie Apr 19th, 2012 at 1:44AM

    well one pet bit me, the other one scratched me, and the last one pooped in my arms

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  18. niceskip - 46-50 years old - male

    Posted by niceskip Apr 19th, 2012 at 1:34AM

    Eaten my wifes designer shoes

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  19. TheyCantSeeMe - 36-40 years old - female

    Posted by TheyCantSeeMe Apr 20th, 2012 at 4:24PM

    I made a beautiful salad one day -- lettuce, tomato and spinach topped with apple chunks, cheese, boiled egg and hot dog slices. I left it on the counter to answer the phone in the next room. The dog casually enters the kitchen as I am leaving. I return less than a minute later to a salad of just lettuce, tomato and spinach. The dog was casually leaving the kitchen as I was entering. The plate was otherwise undisturbed and there were no crumbs, scraps or anything. Just a neat plate of lettuce, tomato and spinach.

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  20. arubia - 56-60 years old - female

    Posted by arubia Apr 20th, 2012 at 3:51PM

    My cattle dog, Matilda, was sitting in lounge, next thing she's going to be sick, I thought oh no...i gotta clean up....yuk!..but what comes up has got 4 legs, a tail, a head, has fur, is very, very, tiny......and looks, like its drunk......guess what!...Matilda caught and swallowed a live MOUSE....the Mouse swam around in her stomach, and tickled the inside of her stomach....cause her to bring back up the live mouse.....last I saw was the mouse running, out the laundry door......go....mouse....go.......true story....Arubia

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  21. NylonRed - 16-17 years old - female

    Posted by NylonRed Apr 19th, 2012 at 7:11PM

    My shih tzu Alix trotted over to my uncle and peed on him. I had to clean his boots and jeans.

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  22. Lacewetter - 61-65 years old - male

    Posted by Lacewetter Apr 19th, 2012 at 7:11PM

    Died

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