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What's to look forward to in old age besides wheelchair, oxygen mask & Alzheimer?

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Asked By: frankenstaine 22-25, M  5 months ago

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    ImmaSlender - 18-21 years old - male

    Posted by ImmaSlender Dec 5th, 2012 at 5:51AM

    Wisdom, parking spaces and the abilty to really not give a damn.

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12 Answers to "What's to look forward to in old age besides wheelchair, oxygen mask & Alzheimer?"

  1. wuliheron - 51-55 years old

    Posted by wuliheron Dec 5th, 2012 at 7:56AM

    Being able to treat people as badly as you want knowing you can't be fired and you'll be dead soon anyway. The average Fox News viewer is a white senior citizen with 22 times the wealth of blacks and 15 times that of Hispanics. As Mr Smithers from the Simpsons explained it, the fiscal cliff is all about wealthy white senior citizens threatening to drive the economy over the cliff if they don't get their way.

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  2. solowing - 22-25 years old - male

    Posted by solowing Dec 5th, 2012 at 6:18AM

    I'm hoping for a heart attack, a nice, quick end.

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  3. GTR1400 - 61-65 years old - male

    Posted by GTR1400 Dec 5th, 2012 at 6:09AM

    Flying around in an ultralight and taking chances because I've has a long life and death isn't something to fear.

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  4. Spann0r - 26-30 years old - male

    Posted by Spann0r Dec 5th, 2012 at 6:06AM

    I'll be a dirty old man.
    Wheelchair means: young females' ***** are on eye-level now!
    Also you might just call them by your dead wifes name and grab their ***... let your caregiver explain your confusion!
    Drop something and watch them bend over to pick it up for the old man!
    Accidentally spill your drink over their top, to make it see-through, doing the clumsy old man routine!
    Oh and if that doesn't work for you, here is something to look forward to: no more work!

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  5. Boxersoff4u - 51-55 years old - male

    Posted by Boxersoff4u Dec 5th, 2012 at 6:05AM

    grandchildren ?

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  6. Randal110 - 61-65 years old - male

    Posted by Randal110 Dec 5th, 2012 at 6:02AM

    Denny's Senior Discount....

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  7. freeed - 61-65 years old - male

    Posted by freeed Dec 5th, 2012 at 5:58AM

    Very funny. Not.
    1) Knowing more than most people
    2) Having the money made that you have to scratch for
    3) Deep connections for anything you want...and I mean anything
    4) Knowing what you like and where to get it
    5) The last thing abilidebob7 said

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  8. derekdob - 56-60 years old - male

    Posted by derekdob Dec 5th, 2012 at 5:57AM

    you forgot impotence,
    enjoy it while you can!

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  9. littlemonkeydoodle - 46-50 years old - female

    Posted by littlemonkeydoodle Dec 5th, 2012 at 5:57AM

    Lots of good drugs for pain.

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  10. niksal - 56-60 years old - male

    Posted by niksal Dec 5th, 2012 at 5:55AM

    diapers!!!!

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  11. frankenstaine - male

    Reply by frankenstaine Dec 5th, 2012 at 5:57AM

    that's sad.. :P

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  12. niksal - 56-60 years old - male

    Reply by niksal Dec 5th, 2012 at 5:57AM

    so is gettin old...

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  13. crabby24 - 46-50 years old - female

    Posted by crabby24 Dec 5th, 2012 at 5:52AM

    Can't think of one thing. Haha

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