Being able to treat people as badly as you want knowing you can't be fired and you'll be dead soon anyway. The average Fox News viewer is a white senior citizen with 22 times the wealth of blacks and 15 times that of Hispanics. As Mr Smithers from the Simpsons explained it, the fiscal cliff is all about wealthy white senior citizens threatening to drive the economy over the cliff if they don't get their way.
Wisdom, parking spaces and the abilty to really not give a damn.
I'm hoping for a heart attack, a nice, quick end.
Flying around in an ultralight and taking chances because I've has a long life and death isn't something to fear.
I'll be a dirty old man.
Wheelchair means: young females' ***** are on eye-level now!
Also you might just call them by your dead wifes name and grab their ***... let your caregiver explain your confusion!
Drop something and watch them bend over to pick it up for the old man!
Accidentally spill your drink over their top, to make it see-through, doing the clumsy old man routine!
Oh and if that doesn't work for you, here is something to look forward to: no more work!
Denny's Senior Discount....
Very funny. Not.
1) Knowing more than most people
2) Having the money made that you have to scratch for
3) Deep connections for anything you want...and I mean anything
4) Knowing what you like and where to get it
5) The last thing abilidebob7 said
you forgot impotence,
enjoy it while you can!
Lots of good drugs for pain.
so is gettin old...
Can't think of one thing. Haha