Being locked in a room with bright lights, roaches and a Justin Bieber album playing on a loop.
not having the roaches in there to suffer with me.
having miley cryrus, justin b, and rebeca black locked up with you
Actually having Barney in the room (shudder).
getting out alive
Trapped at CPAC(Conservative Political Action Committee)
change it to being in the dark so you & the roaches can't see each other...and add needing to pee.