I am officially pronouncing Larry dead. No pulse. No response to stimuli verbal or physical. Is her funeral pre-arranged or shall I call a taxidermist! What IS that smell? Dang, Victor. Did you not think to check more CLOSELY?
The bird is NOT that great an actor. I am certain based on my experience and knowledge your bird is DEAD. Sorry, honey.
Well Larry's been jilted. Shemp is never a replacement for Curley. You don't don't seperate gay goldfish.
Ummm....shes sleeping like a log....let her rest
Who is Larry, and have you checked her pulse? Has she begun to smell rancid, at all?
Ah poor Larry. Maybe she is playing dead to catch the flies. Some birds like flies, ya know?
I am beginning to understand why you have chosen that user name. LOL. Silly man.