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stankadiddlehopper stankadiddlehopper 51-55, M 4 Answers Jun 24, 2012

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I am officially pronouncing Larry dead. No pulse. No response to stimuli verbal or physical. Is her funeral pre-arranged or shall I call a taxidermist! What IS that smell? Dang, Victor. Did you not think to check more CLOSELY?

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Methinks she is pretending. Any minute now, she'll jump up and say "gotcha." :)

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The bird is NOT that great an actor. I am certain based on my experience and knowledge your bird is DEAD. Sorry, honey.

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Well Larry's been jilted. Shemp is never a replacement for Curley. You don't don't seperate gay goldfish.

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Ummm....shes sleeping like a log....let her rest

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Who is Larry, and have you checked her pulse? Has she begun to smell rancid, at all?

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She's my pet cockatoo and for some reason, there are flies in her cage.

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Ah poor Larry. Maybe she is playing dead to catch the flies. Some birds like flies, ya know?

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This may be the answer. I'll give it a few more days to see. :)

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I am beginning to understand why you have chosen that user name. LOL. Silly man.

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