so how are you today? tell me all about yourself?
did you know that Jewish men have the biggest todgers in the world? did you also know that Native American Indians have the most stamina?..... oh how rude of me! I haven't introduced myself, my name is Tonto Finkelstein! lol.
I know this is cliche, But I just wanted to tell you, that I love your hair.<br />
Obviously only tell it to girls that I actually find their hair really amazing.
did you just call my bloke a pint of larger?