so how are you today? tell me all about yourself?
Get in the truck *****!
did you know that Jewish men have the biggest todgers in the world? did you also know that Native American Indians have the most stamina?..... oh how rude of me! I haven't introduced myself, my name is Tonto Finkelstein! lol.
I know this is cliche, But I just wanted to tell you, that I love your hair.
Obviously only tell it to girls that I actually find their hair really amazing.
did you just call my bloke a pint of larger?