lol The finest restaurant in Consort, Alberta.
I swear this will work...Just put the grapefruit juice into the water and drink it and I will look like my own gender! Younger too!
With this economy I have to make lemonaid when I eat out, I just saved 3 dollars by not ordering a drink. Extra lemons and sugar please.
I always put my grapefruit out in the ashtray! ...Why?
switch arms after ten reps,this will cure those flabby under arms.
Life threw me a lemon...
If life throws you lemons, Keep 'em. Hey, FREE lemons!!!
Just put this lime in your coconuts, then drink um both together.<br />
Put the lime in your coconuts and call me in the mornin.
She knows how to eat out on a budget...coping with a tight squeeze.
and I says jimmy Cagney had nottin on what I'd do to his mug if he aint payin for my drink
I hope this grapefruit juice will make me more manly
This is what I will do to your bob tonight wink wink
After you've cut the grapefruit in half be sure to squeeze all of the juice out so it doesn't get your bra all wet when you slip it in.
I only need ONE of these lemons for a whole pitcher of lemonade.
"...just wait until I get you home!"
He/she won't stop staring at me
Don't I have a guy for this?
This is how its done!!!
Fresh squeezed juice, the alternative STRESS reliever when you can't CHOKE THE LIFE OUT OF SOME IDIOT WHO DESPERATELY DESERVES IT!