You may be his mum but I have him wrapped around this little finger now.
-He is a big guy,but his ..... is this small.<br />
-No way !
"So last night he wanted me to stick my finger up his a$$, it still stinks, SMELL IT!!"<br />
"You cheap or something?! Fill this wine glass to the Brim!"<br />
"It looks like you had too much to drink already!"
Princess Kate & Camilla have a cosy chat about Willys I mean Wills !
Oh yea I pinky swear girlfriend.....lol
I just pulled this out of my nose....is this normal?!
if i had to pick ,I pick you-----
Where did you get your wine?. Someone seems to have stolen my tea.
"Pinky swear you won't tell !"
An it was this big.
Since when did i have this finger?
This is my job not yours
Mom, his is not much bigger than my pinky finger
im telling you my little fingers got more intelligence than you
-"I'm feeling a little tipsy now, but honestly mom you really need a faceleft. Your double chin is starting to scare the kids. little Jimmy said 'mom, is grandma related to a turkey?' "<br />
-"EXCUSE ME ?!?! .. I was the one that recommended you get a boob job, and as we can see you didn't take my advice. No wonder Robert is looking at ****** again. How low do those things hang when you aren't wearing a bra?... shoot, you don't wanna get me started. "
You look so much like my mom that I want to have an affair with you.
you need a bigger glass mom this is only a pinky wide in size...........
I'm talking to adults here