You may be his mum but I have him wrapped around this little finger now.

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-He is a big guy,but his ..... is this small.<br />
-No way !

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"So last night he wanted me to stick my finger up his a$$, it still stinks, SMELL IT!!"<br />
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"EXCUSE ME!!???"

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"You cheap or something?! Fill this wine glass to the Brim!"<br />
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"It looks like you had too much to drink already!"

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Princess Kate & Camilla have a cosy chat about Willys I mean Wills !

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Oh yea I pinky swear girlfriend.....lol

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I just pulled this out of my nose....is this normal?!

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if i had to pick ,I pick you-----

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Where did you get your wine?. Someone seems to have stolen my tea.

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"Pinky swear you won't tell !"

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An it was this big.

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Since when did i have this finger?

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This is my job not yours

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pinky swear?

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no kidding!

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Mom, his is not much bigger than my pinky finger

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im telling you my little fingers got more intelligence than you

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-"I'm feeling a little tipsy now, but honestly mom you really need a faceleft. Your double chin is starting to scare the kids. little Jimmy said 'mom, is grandma related to a turkey?' "<br />
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-"EXCUSE ME ?!?! .. I was the one that recommended you get a boob job, and as we can see you didn't take my advice. No wonder Robert is looking at ****** again. How low do those things hang when you aren't wearing a bra?... shoot, you don't wanna get me started. "

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You look so much like my mom that I want to have an affair with you.

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you need a bigger glass mom this is only a pinky wide in size...........

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I'm talking to adults here

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