Why the long face?
"Whoa! how'd you get that camera in your butt"? LOL
"The maple kind.. yeah?"
sniff; sniff; what is that in your hand?
Do you think my nose looks big from here?
Hello cookie angel!!!!!!
What cat? Where? I didn't see any cat...
"Can you see them now ?? look closely.. see I told you 2 gray hairs in my beard".
" Yeah, so I'm vain, but I think I need rhinoplasty what do you think? "
I know your in there!
can i have a cookie? pleaasee
You looking at me?
I want steak fo' dinner ya wierd sum Bxxxx---
BACON BACON BACON!!!!
Not only was the Third Little Pig smart enough to build his house out of bricks, he also had a peek hole in his front door. So, "Not by the Hair of My Chinny Chin Chin am I letting him in!"
come here just a bit closer....closer...wet willy!
If you don't get up and let me out right now, don't blame me if you step in something yucky later
*sniff* Ohh OOh, Hey there, Looks like your cookin somethin sweet, and juicy, and and I like sweet and juicy yeep yep I do, *sniff sniff*
"Where`s my glasses ?"
My my Grandma! what a big nose you have!
your gotta get my balls wot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1