YES! I do have a f#c%@ fishing licence!!!
get that god damn oil tanker outta here!!!
Put that club down before I bite your leg off.
"Ahhhhhh........a nude beach"!!
SEAL of Disapproval.
Seal succeeds in his recording breaking attempt to burp the alphabet.
did I win American Idol this year
EH MAH GAWD! She slept with that WALRUS?!! I bet she got CRABS! And here we all thought she was just a cold FISH.
So you think you are good at oral sex??? Watch this......
thats the last time i use that dentist...LOOK
Ugh! Monday mornign and no coffee? WTF?!?
Do you mind????? I'm trying to take a crap here.....
see mom i swallowed everything can i have more now?
I can't believe I got that big; help, get me back into the water
"Looks to me like my fates been sealed."
Ah geez those sharks are fast.
THIS is why we should have free health and dental care in the US!! Brother can't chew sh!t.
Two words: Breath mints
" Get back in the kitchen you evil chick that come up with these photos ! "
Does my breath Smell?