yeah,i got the car,she got the house.
"Got everything I need to cook a Home-Cooked Dinner here, except for a HOME."
Urban adventures arent all there cracked up to be
Legalize it! Or else I'm going to multiply by the thousands and burn this muther down yo!
"So I just pour this over my head, and they will stop selling bunnies at easter?"
"When do I get put out?"
"You're gonna put out the fire right?!?!?!"
Occupy,the 99%, are getting bored at the organization site so they are trying out some Bill Nye The Science Guy experiments.
home depots first slogan, "let's burn something together" didn't go over too well.
"Harnessing the holy power of the flashlight, I shall burn this incense as offering to the god of Flip Flops. And in case things get out of hand, there's always that fire extinguisher."
In line, waiting for the iPad 4.
Know how to build a fire in the woods? Rub two Boy Scouts together.
"I'm trying to survive in this godforsaken ghetto, Look! Look! A real live gangster. He's approaching me slowly, looking back at his pack in curiosity of this odd creature in his habitat. They are now reaching into their fur, bringing out-- Ope, that's a gun. A gun."
this is what happened to Bear Grylls after he left the show
Why the hell he needs a light on his head?
So that he can see the fire....DUH...
Wild nature certainly changed a lot since 1980
bear grills:survival man..........urban edition...........better drink my own ****
"You know the Economy is bad when the Day Laborers demographic makes such a Drastic shift"
Dr who is cutting it's budget on special effects.
They wouldn't let me inside
Yeah. It's dangerous. That's why we cook up batches outdoors.
Hope they deliver my cooker tomorrow.