I slept too long and missed my finals?
OH NO!!! I just realized I left the p*orno movie in my parent's DVD pla<x>yer!
Is that how a doctor checks for prostate cancer!!
Especially when they don't warn you what's coming. Oh yeah, we had a little chat about that afterwards!
This is what a pair of nice breasts see when passing a young man....
"Um...you weren't standing there the whole time, were you?"
Is that dad inside my girlfriend?
OMG!!! You're a dude!
I told you it was still plugged in !!!
NOOO, please ... I do not want to be tortured again with your comb .....
heh heh... hey Beavis... Heh heh
But if I take a shot for every time someone swings a sword during the game of thrones episode I'll be drunk in 15 minutes!
Justing bieber has a vagina! O:
Take it out take it out
"ok, don't take my picture till I say ready", "I didn't say ready yet!!!!"
MDMA in full effect
Oops I hope that fart wasn't as wet as it felt...
why wont someone or something kill me???!!!! please kill me
What like completely pregnant ?
Get out, I'm busy.
OMG! parakeet8157 is 50 today????? whoa...