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I slept too long and missed my finals?

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OH NO!!! I just realized I left the p*orno movie in my parent's DVD pla<x>yer!

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Lol!

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Is that how a doctor checks for prostate cancer!!

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This is really funny because it rings so true the 1st time your prostate is checked in an exam!

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Especially when they don't warn you what's coming. Oh yeah, we had a little chat about that afterwards!

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This is what a pair of nice breasts see when passing a young man....

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"Um...you weren't standing there the whole time, were you?"

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Is that dad inside my girlfriend?

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OMG!!! You're a dude!

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I told you it was still plugged in !!!

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NOOO, please ... I do not want to be tortured again with your comb .....

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iv'e tried the bong....dont seem to do anything for me..!!

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heh heh... hey Beavis... Heh heh

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But if I take a shot for every time someone swings a sword during the game of thrones episode I'll be drunk in 15 minutes!

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Justing bieber has a vagina! O:

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Take it out take it out

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Oh Sorry, I thought this was the MEN's Locker Room !!!!

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"ok, don't take my picture till I say ready", "I didn't say ready yet!!!!"

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MDMA in full effect

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Oops I hope that fart wasn't as wet as it felt...

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Oh,shite,the web-cam was on the whole time...Arghhhh,we're ruined!

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why wont someone or something kill me???!!!! please kill me

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