I slept too long and missed my finals?
OH NO!!! I just realized I left the p*orno movie in my parent's DVD pla
Is that how a doctor checks for prostate cancer!!
This is really funny because it rings so true the 1st time your prostate is checked in an exam!
Especially when they don't warn you what's coming. Oh yeah, we had a little chat about that afterwards!
This is what a pair of nice breasts see when passing a young man....
"Um...you weren't standing there the whole time, were you?"
Is that dad inside my girlfriend?
OMG!!! You're a dude!
I told you it was still plugged in !!!
NOOO, please ... I do not want to be tortured again with your comb .....
iv'e tried the bong....dont seem to do anything for me..!!
heh heh... hey Beavis... Heh heh
But if I take a shot for every time someone swings a sword during the game of thrones episode I'll be drunk in 15 minutes!
Justing bieber has a vagina! O:
Take it out take it out
Oh Sorry, I thought this was the MEN's Locker Room !!!!
"ok, don't take my picture till I say ready", "I didn't say ready yet!!!!"
MDMA in full effect
Oops I hope that fart wasn't as wet as it felt...
Oh,shite,the web-cam was on the whole time...Arghhhh,we're ruined!
why wont someone or something kill me???!!!! please kill me