You are a LOUSY photographer.
Why are you so funny? I can never get my captions up there!
I have NO IDEA! Maybe it's because I live in a time zone when the pics first come out!
Have you ever had a cat stare at you when you were taking a shower/bath? It's like they're thinking, "OMG! The water is ALL OVER you!"
Can we focus on the ***** or not?
Man WTF... I told you to wait for me to get into position before you take the picture.....
This better not show up on Facebook!
Hey pal, read my contract...I only have to catch ONE mouse per day, not two or more...
what? i wasnt doing anything wrong.....stop making assumptions
What you think I won't wait till your'e not looking and spray something?
Stop asking me about the f***ing canary!
"Taking a message; will get back to you later!"
CATroulette. Get it, get it?
What the holy tuna is my human doing now ?
I've got him cornered, NOW what do you want me to do with him?
Omg i saw you! you were totally staring at my ***!
Where did you put my cat food?
You want to put that thermometer WHERE?
What now? Last time you put tape on my paws!
i love my new aqua contactlenses for cats!!
CAT!!! (How's that)
"I think I know what I'll do to that Larry Arnold feller.."
what the heck is that?