Girl or bottle..which one to choose, both are so tempting....better bottle, no heartbreaks.
"Not the most interesting man in the world."
I can't make up my mind - the girl or the beer, the beer or the girl - I just can't decide if I'm hungry or thirsty !!!!
i dont like him.
"Did I remember my condoms? If not, I'll just get her so drunk she won't care"
NedKelly in his miserable teens, don't you feel his desire to be completely American? :(
Not funny at all - lol
Johnny's got a bottle, but Janie's got a gun!
I am more interested in the name Robles Guto than this picture.
"This meal isn't sitting right. "
No kid.....beer doesn't make you smart because it made Bud Weiser.
His message in a bottle was bad news
One beer? That's it? Whose the cheapass that planned this party?
You have had TOO MANY when Ugly People look Good!
yes im a beer bottle but i really think we can make this work.............
Where's that smell coming from? Did I use deodorant today?
"i think im lost" :p
What are you looking at dood? Your beer is floating away and your girl is picking her nose!
i'm so wasted i might hit on Ned
Is that girl to the left picking her nose?
look at the **** on her