Girl or bottle..which one to choose, both are so tempting....better bottle, no heartbreaks.
"Not the most interesting man in the world."
I can't make up my mind - the girl or the beer, the beer or the girl - I just can't decide if I'm hungry or thirsty !!!!
i dont like him.
"Did I remember my condoms? If not, I'll just get her so drunk she won't care"
NedKelly in his miserable teens, don't you feel his desire to be completely American? :(
Not funny at all - lol
Johnny's got a bottle, but Janie's got a gun!
I am more interested in the name Robles Guto than this picture.
"This meal isn't sitting right. "
Oh no; it's girl I went out few days ago,a and I didn't call her back; I hope she leaves soon
No kid.....beer doesn't make you smart because it made Bud Weiser.
His message in a bottle was bad news
One beer? That's it? Whose the cheapass that planned this party?
I'd rather drink this and pee my pants than talk to her.
You have had TOO MANY when Ugly People look Good!
yes im a beer bottle but i really think we can make this work.............
Where's that smell coming from? Did I use deodorant today?
"i think im lost" :p
What are you looking at dood? Your beer is floating away and your girl is picking her nose!
i'm so wasted i might hit on Ned