"Your pénis is too small. Omg."
But she might have been with a black guy. O.o
Ouch... right in the masculinity!
Brian smiles on oblivious to the fact that the ghost from The Ring has just crawled out his TV set and joined him at the table.
Speed Dating: He says, "5 minutes just isn't long enough, is it?" She is keeping time by herself thinking, "10, 9 , 8,7,6,..."
He just confessed his crossdressing and jumping from a parachute fantasy to her.
"honey,where is the cat?"
I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown top.
Oooh. I hope he can't smell my breath. I mean wow. That garlic chicken was good!!
Girl: "Why are you approaching me? Can't you see my wedding ring?"<br />
Guy: "I was actually hoping you could pass the salt."
"Why is this busboy sitting at my table?"
He, thinking: *I wonder if those chopsticks are for eating her sushi*<br />
She, thinking: *I wonder if he knows what I mean when I say eat my sushi*
I'm getting herpes just looking at you!
Her: "What do you mean, you used to be a guy?"
I wonder if I should tell him now that I'm Korean, not Chinese? Maybe then he'll figure out why I don't eat when we come here.
"Wait, where did the cat go?"
Oh your ideas are horrible!!!
Ted and Susan sat paralyzed in the throes of indecision as to whether to play a rousing game of "Uno" or "Sorry" later that evening...
"Man this place was Terrible, I'm never coming to a place called "The Empty Plate" ever again. High Concept Food Art my *ss..."
HER THOUGHTS:<br />
(This date is so bad my hand has seized up spazmo style)<br />
HIS THOUGHTS:<br />
(Hmmmmm... Cocking my 9mm automatic...... click clack...)
What the eff is it, and why is it sitting next to me?
If she doesn't stop talking I'm going to hurt somebody.