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"Your pénis is too small. Omg."

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But she might have been with a black guy. O.o

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Ouch... right in the masculinity!

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lol

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Brian smiles on oblivious to the fact that the ghost from The Ring has just crawled out his TV set and joined him at the table.

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lmfaaaaaaaaaaaaao

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Speed Dating: He says, "5 minutes just isn't long enough, is it?" She is keeping time by herself thinking, "10, 9 , 8,7,6,..."

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He just confessed his crossdressing and jumping from a parachute fantasy to her.

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"honey,where is the cat?"

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I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown top.

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Oooh. I hope he can't smell my breath. I mean wow. That garlic chicken was good!!

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Girl: "Why are you approaching me? Can't you see my wedding ring?"<br />
Guy: "I was actually hoping you could pass the salt."

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"Why is this busboy sitting at my table?"

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He, thinking: *I wonder if those chopsticks are for eating her sushi*<br />
She, thinking: *I wonder if he knows what I mean when I say eat my sushi*

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I'm getting herpes just looking at you!

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Her: "What do you mean, you used to be a guy?"

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I wonder if I should tell him now that I'm Korean, not Chinese? Maybe then he'll figure out why I don't eat when we come here.

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"Wait, where did the cat go?"

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Oh your ideas are horrible!!!

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Ted and Susan sat paralyzed in the throes of indecision as to whether to play a rousing game of "Uno" or "Sorry" later that evening...

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"Man this place was Terrible, I'm never coming to a place called "The Empty Plate" ever again. High Concept Food Art my *ss..."

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HER THOUGHTS:<br />
(This date is so bad my hand has seized up spazmo style)<br />
HIS THOUGHTS:<br />
(Hmmmmm... Cocking my 9mm automatic...... click clack...)

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What the eff is it, and why is it sitting next to me?

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If she doesn't stop talking I'm going to hurt somebody.

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