Ned Kelly's wives meet on their way into court.
Listen here, girlfriend... I'm the captain of THIS softball team!
"Oh come on, let's do it just one time.."
hahaha so many implications :)
lol.. I like that one :)
Blonde: "I wasn't THAT drunk at the office party last night !" Brunette: "Oh please, you congratulated a potato for getting a part in toy story !"
She's just a friend mom, really
Of course the blonde looks stupid.
Blonde: No, honey, he's mine now ! Now where do we work this out? The Jerry Springer show or Maury Povich?"
The Captionator and the Questionator argue over who gets to be Bianca tonight!
I use to be a homecoming queen before Walmart came to town.
A vagina and a **** walked into a bar...
Like i'm bout to believe you ***** !!!
Lucy wished she hadn't told her Mum that it looked like she'd traded in her neck for an extra chin.
2 AMERICAN Ladies fighting over Ned
you are just so full of yourself, ya ******.
I am not into you. Seriously.
Hahaa... I can't believe you bought that load of crap!! Come on.. that is NOT the key to his heart you fool..
In your dreams you spotted that parking space first!
Ned said" I looked sexier with my hair up too" !
so i says to him " thats not a penis..THIS is a penis"
That's right Mom, I slept with Dad.
"Seriously, I will shake the paint off your walls, honey"