Ned Kelly's wives meet on their way into court.
Blonde: "I wasn't THAT drunk at the office party last night !" Brunette: "Oh please, you congratulated a potato for getting a part in toy story !"
She's just a friend mom, really
Of course the blonde looks stupid.
Blonde: No, honey, he's mine now ! Now where do we work this out? The Jerry Springer show or Maury Povich?"
The Captionator and the Questionator argue over who gets to be Bianca tonight!
I use to be a homecoming queen before Walmart came to town.
A vagina and a **** walked into a bar...
Like i'm bout to believe you ***** !!!
Lucy wished she hadn't told her Mum that it looked like she'd traded in her neck for an extra chin.
2 AMERICAN Ladies fighting over Ned
you are just so full of yourself, ya ******.
I am not into you. Seriously.
Hahaa... I can't believe you bought that load of crap!! Come on.. that is NOT the key to his heart you fool..
In your dreams you spotted that parking space first!
Ned said" I looked sexier with my hair up too" !
so i says to him " thats not a penis..THIS is a penis"
That's right Mom, I slept with Dad.
"Seriously, I will shake the paint off your walls, honey"
I know he's your husband and I am sorry that I slept with him but can't we still be friends?
OK .. are you my baby daddy baby momma?????