A pair of pears isn't a pair unless they're pared.
Good play on words
It may be a tater but looks like a pear to me. lol
Still a better love story than Twilight.
I can't come up with anything. Like this anyway?
Appearantly, this pear (pair) never gets lonely !
"Nothing com-pears to you"
It takes two to mango!
best answer. If I could vote more than once, I'd do it.
EP's rorschach test.
Mr.Potato Head fighting his divided Yin&Yang
"I've half a mind to find the person who cut me in half."
'Adam apple' with an ‘Eve’nings meal… 'a cut above in the garden of eaten'
Which side is my ugly side.....Mr. Deville?
no matter how many pieces you cut me into, i will be always smiling....
Jason unmasked and bi polar
Ned Kelly forgets to take his meds!
Can't decide if it's one face cut in half or two seperate faces. Optical illusion? lol
That fruit has split pear-sonality disorder.<br />
Orange you gonna call an ambulance?<br />
It's so funny, it's cracking me up!
Mr and Mrs Pearhead