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This is when Mommy Dearest started shouting bout the wire hangers!

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"Mom, I don't think that is the real reason you were kissing Santa Claus !"

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The years before the exorcist was needed

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lol

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I will remember this moment for a very long time and I will remind you of this moment when it comes time for me to pick out your nursing home. I will remember this and so will you.

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You know, I really wanted a "Kindle" for Christmas.

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A young Bianca admires Uncle Ernie's unshaven cheeks!

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What ever happened to "Baby Jane"?

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"does she really expect me to believe this crap?"

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Oh, Mommy, Cousin Elsie is hot!

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"As soon as we are alone my dear.....

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Stepmother: Do I have to read this book to the little brat again?



Little girl: Do I have to tolerate her reading me this book again?

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its the evil Queen and her daughter,

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Does she really think I am going to buy into this "happily ever after" stuff??

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Now little lady, this is the menu for you. Would you like to be served roasted or grilled? Do you mind brussel sprouts? Would you like to be served with fries or mashed potatoes? What is your favorite accompanying dessert?

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*In Bane Voice*

Why hello there Mr Photography man

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¢lassi¢

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"...yeah yeah yeah, and to all a good night. Are we done yet?"

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"So help me, God, I shall burn down this house if she does not stop immediately. Really, I shall."

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Get those blood stained talons away from me!!!

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another dang book!

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This ***** really thinks I'm giving away all my Christmas gifts and that reading this old book to me is going to calm me down. She don't know me I'll get even with her when it comes time for her interview.....Hahahaha

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