"I asked for a new bone for my birthday, got fixed instead."
"MAN, what a party!!<br />
I think somebody spiked the toilet bowl."
In dog years, you'd be dead.
The new birthday card:<br />
" Birthdays are like a goal, At first you feel like gold, Then after it's nothing but bull, because you feel so damn old. So eat all all your cake and open your gifts, Hope you like surprises but not the ones that make you say, " WTF is this?" <br />
Another year gone, try not to feel blue, What could go wrong? Oh..happy birthday to you."
The "Coneheads " pet dog Elvis.
This is not what I had in mind when I said party...
That was some party,my mouth feels like I've been licking **** of the nettles.
veery funny the best yet
*Sighing heavily* They didn't even bring over that French poodle to dance for me today.
Hangover from New Years eve last longer than expected
"Bert had wished someone would jump out of his cake...he just didn't think it would be the old b**tch from next door"
Super Bowl+Mard Gras together in New Orleans- WTF was I thinking!!!!
"Yeah right ... hair of the dog works"
ohhhh my ackie head i can believe that party ohhhhhhhhh
Why my birthday cake is late :(??
"This hang-over from last night's party sure sucks..."
WOW How stupid.
Hey its my sister drunk at her own party.
That's one wrinkly party animal.
I am a lucky bastard