Elmo Cousteau, the little known love child of Jacques.
This is really funny!
*i protect my virginity ,level 9000*
I wanted to be a Navy Seal, but they said I had flat feet.
The newest store, "Dorks 'R' Us" opened today with a new line of summer swimwear and accessories.
Class, meet your new swimming instructor
“We’re all poopers…we’re all farters.”
Capture a shark?<br />
*spills his drink*
Little Johnny isn't so little anymore after years has pass since his parents told him "We'll be right back".
French Navy Seal.
mum dressed me ...time to play!!
An unemployed diving instructor
"Hey baby. Glad I'm not the only survivor. Well, lets get to work repopulating and whatnot"
This is going to be the last time I ever lose a bet!
And now for something completely different....................
Tsunami Survival Kit !
"Biitch, I'm fabulous.".
Stan wouldn't let his tsunami phobia get in the way of his daytime job as beach bylaw enforcement officer.
Every girls dream
Personality disorder. <br />
The crisis of masculinity and fatherhood<br />
lack of accountability
Jaws movie audition : "I'm ready for my close-up Mr. Spielberg !"