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Elmo Cousteau, the little known love child of Jacques.

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awesome!

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This is really funny!

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*i protect my virginity ,level 9000*

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I wanted to be a Navy Seal, but they said I had flat feet.

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Epic!

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The newest store, "Dorks 'R' Us" opened today with a new line of summer swimwear and accessories.

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Class, meet your new swimming instructor

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“We’re all poopers…we’re all farters.”

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Capture a shark?<br />
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CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

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*spills his drink*

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Little Johnny isn't so little anymore after years has pass since his parents told him "We'll be right back".

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French Navy Seal.

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mum dressed me ...time to play!!

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An unemployed diving instructor

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"Hey baby. Glad I'm not the only survivor. Well, lets get to work repopulating and whatnot"

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This is going to be the last time I ever lose a bet!

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And now for something completely different....................

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Tsunami Survival Kit !

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"Biitch, I'm fabulous.".

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Stan wouldn't let his tsunami phobia get in the way of his daytime job as beach bylaw enforcement officer.

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Every girls dream

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Personality disorder. <br />
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The crisis of masculinity and fatherhood<br />
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lack of accountability

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Jaws movie audition : "I'm ready for my close-up Mr. Spielberg !"

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