Don't hate me because I'm beautiful,...............b i t c h e s!

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Cher, at 70.

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I love the new doggie shampoo for that beautiful wind blown look.

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You'll have to speak up; I'm a little hard of hearing.

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Okay who farted?

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Beyonce try this!

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The Flying Pooch

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Lassie went that way............

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My dad was a moose.

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I was flat, ...till I went FLUFFY!!!! :-)

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see??? it's not a wig...

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Flies? Never had a problem with 'em.

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Gross.

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*Katt Williams voice*<br />
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"Sit back there and say my fur ain't luxurious when you know it is, B*tch!"

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In one ear out the other .

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The ears have it!

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Does she? or Doesn't she? Only her groomer knows for sure.

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If that stupid elephant Dumbo can fly, so can I. Watch this!

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The lovechild of Dumbo and Lassie.

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Ohhh, just talk to the hair...hmph!

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