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Anyone else see that lion attacking that child?!

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lmao

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lol

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Yes, I'm going to buy him with Food Stamps. Well, why do you think I'm going to buy him with Food Stamps?

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A much cuter and less annoying version of Sarah Palin, involved in a much more socially acceptable relationship with a dog. ;)

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This reminds me of every time I take my dane out for a walk....<br />
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Some random lady walks up and I know this is running though their heads....This isn't my dog, but I'm going to squat down and pet it like 'the dog whisperer' and act like I know more about animals than anyone else gathering around. Then I'm going to give you all a lesson about Labrador Retrievers and their history. After everyone leaves, I'm going to stand here for several awkward minutes telling the owner about everything I know about dogs and remind them of their temperament and habits like they don't know what it's like to own one. Eventually I will lead into how I don't actually own a dog, and I like cats more. Then I will reveal I'm single and have 4 cats and prefer them to humans and indirectly insult the owner of the dog. When the dog lays down out of boredom because I'm talking so much, I'll take a shot at how lazy and tired he seems and tell the owner they don't have energy because they feed him the wrong things then inflate me ego by telling them I make my cat's food and they eat better than me. After I expose my mass amounts of knowledge of animals and get all my low blows in, I'll walk away and leave them thinking....WtF?

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food food, is that thing food, damn it i want food

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*yummy...this chick smells like bacon*

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That kanine is a ***** Pointer.

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Who is more cute..the dog or the lady?

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Gratutuious petting.

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"Good dogie....see he just wants to smell my rolling papers"

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See officer it wasn't anthrax or cocaine! <br />
My gosh you're so thorough ....

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Can we move along?! I've gotta take a dump!

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Overzealous plain clothes traffic bylaw enforcement officer "Tammy Kolowski" issues a jaywalking ticket to "Winston" the seeing eye dog...

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no im not gonna say hi by smelling his butt

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no no no! he is a good doggy...he didn't bite your a$s.. ^__^

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Will you marry meow?

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When do we chase the ball?<br />
When do we chase the ball?<br />
When do we chase the ball?<br />
When do we chase the ball?<br />
When do we chase the ball?<br />
When do we chase the ball?<br />
When do we chase the ball?<br />
When do we chase the ball....<br />
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....Squirrel!?

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she likes dogs

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May I see your license and proof of insurance ... I caught you going 25 in the 15 mph cat chase zone

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"Can you get rid of that dog?"<br />
"Why? Sheba is nice"<br />
"I was speaking to Sheba"

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