"Hang me if I'm guilty," says politician.
good one. :)
"My wife found out I was cheating on her, and I managed to escape !"
In alternate reality, President Justin Bieber shows noose from which Ned Kelly escaped.
Let me show you the ropes...
Plug me in, turn me on!
Each Congressman or lady will be fitted with new strings so we can see who is pulling the strings.
I'm vegan and prefer this hemp tie!
'Do you like my tapeworms?'
It is what they call a neck tie.
#1 on Top 100 Worst Inventions.
I just found a better rope to hang myself.
"Oops, I did it again."
I don't understand! she was on one end and the kitchen sink the other
i can talk while feeding, it goes in the top and all the waste come out the bottom.
Now for my next trick........
Ladies and Gentlemen... My latest invention! I call it "Rolled Old Pieces of Entanglements."
This is called the "bird knot," you tie it and fly it when other knots just won't do.
THIS THREAD IS AMAZING!
They sure don't make ropes like they used to