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"Hang me if I'm guilty," says politician.

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good one. :)

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;)

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I TOLD you I can braid my chest hair!

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"My wife found out I was cheating on her, and I managed to escape !"

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Now, where's that little brat who wants to be hog-tied?

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In alternate reality, President Justin Bieber shows noose from which Ned Kelly escaped.

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Let me show you the ropes...

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Idiot.

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Worst maker of balloon animals, ever.

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Plug me in, turn me on!

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Each Congressman or lady will be fitted with new strings so we can see who is pulling the strings.

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I'm vegan and prefer this hemp tie!

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'Do you like my tapeworms?'

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It is what they call a neck tie.

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#1 on Top 100 Worst Inventions.

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I just found a better rope to hang myself.

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"Oops, I did it again."

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I don't understand! she was on one end and the kitchen sink the other

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i can talk while feeding, it goes in the top and all the waste come out the bottom.

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sorry sir, your insurance wont pay for enemas. but this will fit quite nicely.

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Now for my next trick........

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