You distract her, and I'll put it in her tailpipe...
Ned Kelly and his yellow van love to get dressed up for a night on the town!
OLD fashion customer service
Austin Powers lookalike washing window: "You're very shagadelic ! Do I make you horny baby? Do I make you randy?"
Ned trades his van in for a wannabe Road Warrior special.
Jimmy( the early years) before he became a homeless vagrant washing windshields at the local stoplight.
Hey man fill up my Hoemobile.
CRAP.......the girl or the car?....the girl or the car?.......UGH!!...i hate tough decisions
Fill 'er up Ma'am?
I never thought he'd *** that much, but hey got the screen clean for a boobflash !
Woman: "Can you give me directions to that new restaurant - park the pickle?"<br />
Man at front of car: "Sure, but it looks like you could use just a -squeeze and a squirt- here. "<br />
Man at rear of car: "Ma'am, I prefer that restaurant -In-n-Out. But usually I only have time for the Busy Beaver"
He is looking at the female driver lags as he clean the windshield
With these new dentures even the hot girls notice me =D
Hey funny eyes get that dirty bottle off my paint job !
Back in this day gas was cheaper
"HAHA!, You THINK Im paying for that." =)
Hey, how many more times are you guys going to clean my windshield?
It's odd number day today ... what do I do though when the plate says "SXYBLND"
Yeah baby, ain't I being smooth?
Can I trade in this car for a tank of gas?