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You distract her, and I'll put it in her tailpipe...

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Ned Kelly and his yellow van love to get dressed up for a night on the town!

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OLD fashion customer service

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Austin Powers lookalike washing window: "You're very shagadelic ! Do I make you horny baby? Do I make you randy?"

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Her jockey shorts are yellow too!

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That is, if she's even wearing any. It might explain his ear to ear grin.

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Ned trades his van in for a wannabe Road Warrior special.

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Jimmy( the early years) before he became a homeless vagrant washing windshields at the local stoplight.

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Fill her up boys!

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Hey man fill up my Hoemobile.

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CRAP.......the girl or the car?....the girl or the car?.......UGH!!...i hate tough decisions

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Fill 'er up Ma'am?

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todays Gas price is 35 9/10 sir.

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No means no!

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I never thought he'd *** that much, but hey got the screen clean for a boobflash !

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Woman: "Can you give me directions to that new restaurant - park the pickle?"



Man at front of car: "Sure, but it looks like you could use just a -squeeze and a squirt- here. "



Man at rear of car: "Ma'am, I prefer that restaurant -In-n-Out. But usually I only have time for the Busy Beaver"

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He is looking at the female driver lags as he clean the windshield

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With these new dentures even the hot girls notice me =D

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buy gasoline and get a free windows cleaning promo!

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Hey funny eyes get that dirty bottle off my paint job !

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Back in this day gas was cheaper

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