EPArsineh , surprised by the angry mob of EPers wanting to know " What the hell is wrong with EP today "
Perfect timing on this picture and your caption.
That's the best one yet...
Good one, Cert!
Dild0 is still in my panties geeeezzzz
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I PAID TOO MUCH FOR CAR INSURANCE?
The dog is licking me under the table!
Fcuk, I forgot my tampon-again!
omg my best friend is in the "i like to pee myself" group
OMG! I left that brat who wants to be hog tied in my closet! Last week!
THAT WAS NOT A FART AFTER ALL
Sara Silverman's socially awkward cousin.
Slept with your contacts in again, huh?
"Don't look but my crush is right over there!"
LOL that's too cute.
Oh God.I'm sitting here with my legs open , and just remembered I'm not wearing panties.......
Touch me where it hurts.
Dam! I sharted
No....my eyes always look like that! <br />
And why does everyone keep asking about my medication, is this the doctor dinner party?
There's a fly in my soup!
stuck with the bill
Who stole my pipe?