And they said I couldn't marry a puppy. Pfft. Now honey go get the peanut butter.
"This is not what they meant when they said "doggie style"???? :-)
Should have had a V8
"aww charlie it hurts...."
The Questionator bites the hand that feeds her with yet another stupid question.
The Senator still has one friend.
Make that 2. I really miss Lawton
Puppy is thinking 'What! Its not my fault it looks like a bone'
OMG i can't believe i farted and now the dog bit me cause i blamed it on him!
"thats right, it's 2013"
I'm sorry hun, I'll go pick up the viagra now
Hugh Hefner on his wedding day
he is older than me
Oh you silly puppy. Just come give me head!
Oh ****,i need my tetanus shot updated :(
Ohhhhh,sweet pea, what big teeth you have.
Arnold encouraged Fido to bite his finger because it felt so good when the dog stopped...
This dog gives me a headache
jesus, I thought this was a hamster
Go ahead, pull my finger, I dare you!
I just wish I could have lived long enough to beat **** Scott for governor.
this is so stupid, you people need a life, so do i