A camel can work for a whole week without drinking, a person can drink a whole week without working.
The secret of the Middle East is finally revealed to all. The Bedouins survive for months at a time in the desert because they can get moisture from sand. Who needs water?
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day, and may their arms be too short to scratch.
For God's sake Ahkmed will you ask some one for directions !
I know I dropped my contact lens around here somewhere.
Ah, yes, Omar! Assume the position!
God she's been in there shopping for hours!!!
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Hey guys, where is the f*cking oasis?
Just my luck ... the ONE Seven Eleven in the whole freaking world that is closed and I have to use the bathroom
they never forget to pray!
Does that sphinx have a penis?
Hey sphinx would you tell them east is the other way?
this is awful, i knew we shouldn't have left ma's and moved here,
Even if go on all fours <br />
It's not going happen ok
Thanking God for leading us here.
No, I said "Why don't you show me around your Sphinx there, not show me your round sphincter!"
greatness of Islam and greatness of the man who is praying
The last time I heard that, I laughed so hard, I dropped the Spinx's nose.
what are we just going to stand here all day and look at the sand or are you going to give me some water