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Who needs jewelry when you got a neck like mine?

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nice comment!

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Ha! Cute

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Good answer!!! or caption, I won't be trying to think of one!! :)

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plot twist: this is actually epallie

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...I still would

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TMI dude TMI! she likes me ya know.. sent me 27 messages the other night ;)

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That's cool, I'm a selfless guy, I don't mind sharing...lololol!

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oh GOD keep her.. not into turkeys. LOL

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Wasn't that EPAllie in the Christmas staff video of a woman buying turkeys?

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lol was it? i think thats her^^

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If that was her, she bought those turkeys in a grocery store about a block from where I live.

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a turkey bought a turkey

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Seriously, when I saw that video, I made the comment as to what grociery store it was and presto, I think they pulled the video, cause now I can't find it. I'm to the store today, to confirm for 'absolute certain' if it is. If so, I so many connections in my hood, regardless of who the woman is, I'll find out her true ID.
cause even though I'm nothing more then a Union guy...'I am a union guy. "We've been known to have all the wrong friends, in all the right places. Capisce?"

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HAHAH that is hilarious, so you stalking allie? lol

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What video? Give me a link. :p

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I can see the resemblance

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The head developer of Google.

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LOL

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Why is there a picture of Paul McCartny up there?

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How did you get my mother in laws picture!

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do you want me to gobble you

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Is this the Ninja Turkey we keep hearing about?

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I'm the prettiest of them all

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Yea, ok, so I am big and ugly, cant fly and have a skin condition, but I'll bet that you still want to eat me!

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Did u eat my brother?

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Got to do something about this Turkey Neck!

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The pres pardoned me before Thanksgiving, been to Disney Land, got to hang out with the ladies ... now what ??

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is the coast clear? im making a run for it... straight threw the turkey hunt area...could be a suicide mission.. either i make it ... or their gonna bake it..

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" I'll eat you alive. "

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not christmas a gain

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hahahahaha - missed me suckers

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Will kick Roadrunners A$$

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Who me? I have no idea where that diamond went.

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Not sure if this one has been done.... "Does my neck make me look fat?"

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"This is what you call permanent makeup".

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What are you all staring at? Do I have something on my head?

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