Who needs jewelry when you got a neck like mine?
The head developer of Google.
Why is there a picture of Paul McCartny up there?
How did you get my mother in laws picture!
do you want me to gobble you
Is this the Ninja Turkey we keep hearing about?
I'm the prettiest of them all
Yea, ok, so I am big and ugly, cant fly and have a skin condition, but I'll bet that you still want to eat me!
Did u eat my brother?
Got to do something about this Turkey Neck!
The pres pardoned me before Thanksgiving, been to Disney Land, got to hang out with the ladies ... now what ??
is the coast clear? im making a run for it... straight threw the turkey hunt area...could be a suicide mission.. either i make it ... or their gonna bake it..
" I'll eat you alive. "
not christmas a gain
hahahahaha - missed me suckers
Will kick Roadrunners A$$
Who me? I have no idea where that diamond went.
Not sure if this one has been done.... "Does my neck make me look fat?"
"This is what you call permanent makeup".
What are you all staring at? Do I have something on my head?
I'm one quarter rhinoceros.