There once was a dog in the snow<br />
Who couldn't decide where to go<br />
He lay on his tum, with no tail on his bum<br />
And his bits all frozen below!

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OK not funny where did you throw that white ball

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Bruno wonders how long 'stay' is supposed to last?

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So much cocaine!!!

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ahahaha

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I bet four cold feet will get him out of bed in the morning .

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That way! I'm sure, that snow looks familiar...

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Why did my stupid owner bring me out here? Moron!

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"Where the FRANK am I." This dog is clearly frozen in fear (in more ways than one).

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The more you struggle, the further you sink! Damn you tail.

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"Oh No, I lost my keg of Whiskey!"

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How the hell am I supposed to find where I burried that bone NOW ?

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The Boxer Rebellion!!!

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hey bone is here

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Touchdown!! Winter football rules! Uh.. where'd the ball go?

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Marley knew he shouldn't have torn that pillow open

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...and they think brass monkeys have a problem ?

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I gots more snow than Scarface.

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The other dogs were quick to let Roscoe know that dog sledding was husky turf.

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I'd rather be up to my butt in snow than have an EP without Peza.

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What the hell you staring at ...so I got myself stuck in 2 ft of snow...lol

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