Single male ostrich seeks single female ostrich for friendship, fun and possibly more.

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My god, she's a female....the lazer hair removal is next week! But maybe....she's still seeking females..for possibly more!

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Emma the Ostrich: winner of the national zoo cutest captive ostrich award - sadly she was dead 1 hr later as everyone failed to spot, she wasnt smiling, she had a ball stuck in her throat.

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"Man....I hope to hell I turn into a beautiful swan too!!"

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Don't let this smile fool you. I'll mess you up if you put yo' hand through that fence.

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Bite me Biotches I had a bad day!

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the plastic surgery was AMAZING! Can u believe she ever had a double chin?! The lips are now bountiful and the eyes....what else can we say, self explanitory! Call for your consultation today, and u can also be beautiful!

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What a great sock puppet! Well done.

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I spit in your general direction...

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Evidence: This is the LAST picture this damaged camera took.

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WTF was that!!!!

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Hello, beautiful!

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I'm to sexy for my shirt!

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WHAT! I can't hear you as account of no ears.

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What ??!! I'm just having a bad hair day.

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ahhhh if i knew they were taking pictures today i would have worn my teeth..........

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......... also known as..... donatella versace! baddabing

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Ive just hada baby boy!

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Has anyone seen my false teeth?

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Angry Birds

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Smile! :D

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