OMG, is it really you? I was your ball girl in the Dulworth Tennis Championships back in 1959. You told me never to wear a bra remember and I've followed your advice ever since!

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As the band played 'I Can't Take My Eyes Off of You', the aging childhood sweethearts found each other in the crowd and at their 50th High School Reunion.

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Thats right I've had one for 8 whole hours.

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When you are too old to remember "The Good Old Days," LYING WORKS!

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Awesome Picture..:)

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I should call my doctor. It's been more than 4 hours...

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I am shipping out tomorrow to a combat zone on the front lines and I was wondering since I may not make it back well if you'd be my first time doll?

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its a grey day isnt it? wanna brighten it up sunshine?

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Score....40-LOVE Even though "love" stands for zero in tennis, I hope there's no love loss in wooping your old butt.... honey! Sorry

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"What really? You expect me to believe that? Your my wife? But i'm sure I married a cute blonde! My wife you say..Nah, don't remember that!"

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No matter what I do I'm always faithful semper fi

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Will you buy me a car?

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Her to him.....Don't worry about it lots of guy can't get it up, him to her.....yeah I know ,but it would work if you did not use it for a walking stick

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ive dyed my hair grey so will you PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZ go ot with me!

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Germany, Korea, Vietnam... I take medication imported from all those countries.

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Look into my eyes you are getting sleepy very sleepy<br />
No hang on that's the pills I slipped you

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You want me to pull what ???

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"No dear, not here, there's too many people around."

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dad! whos babysitting the kids? the kids, what kids? do i know you?

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i seem to shat my pants..<br />
"come on old man, lets get u cleaned up"

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