"ooh yeah! you like that? you like that? that's pollination baby! mmm feels good doesn't it? yeah you're daddy's dirty little desert flower! uh-huh, that's right, feel it! there's plenty more where that came from..."
"that's pollination baby!"..... Brilliant!!!!!
lol maybe I should've stopped there
killed me! this should have won
Oh, dang! I'm stuck! Shoulda used more lube!
I may be pink, but I can kick your thorax!
"A little more off the top?"
Can it go and do the same to the ****
Who's your pollinator?
*in Morgan Freeman's voice* "and the butterfly sits quietly on the flower, while pollinating it, as the wind blows..."
Oh Yeah , you know you loved me sucking on your hard, prickly parts-you feel sooooo good-almost there but those people are watching. Oops, couldn't wait any longer. It was awesome for me and I'd stick around but I have a memorial service. I know where to find you-you were great-Mwah-see you soon (in the afterlife).
no caption just that i like the great shot of pic
"Horton, come and hear this"
"They told me I was crazy when I said you could put hair gel on a thistle. Damn it, I'm stuck. Oh wait, that's not gel!!!"
Oh! That tickles!
should have gone to spec savers
WHAT A STAMEN!!!
Re-incarnated womanizer. " Damn, It still smells like tuna" !
Thistle do for now.
"She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me..."