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"ooh yeah! you like that? you like that? that's pollination baby! mmm feels good doesn't it? yeah you're daddy's dirty little desert flower! uh-huh, that's right, feel it! there's plenty more where that came from..."

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"that's pollination baby!"..... Brilliant!!!!!

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lol maybe I should've stopped there

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LOL Wow!

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killed me! this should have won

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Oh, dang! I'm stuck! Shoulda used more lube!

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I may be pink, but I can kick your thorax!

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S@x Education.....101

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"A little more off the top?"

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Can it go and do the same to the ****

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Who's your pollinator?

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*in Morgan Freeman's voice* "and the butterfly sits quietly on the flower, while pollinating it, as the wind blows..."

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Oh Yeah , you know you loved me sucking on your hard, prickly parts-you feel sooooo good-almost there but those people are watching. Oops, couldn't wait any longer. It was awesome for me and I'd stick around but I have a memorial service. I know where to find you-you were great-Mwah-see you soon (in the afterlife).

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no caption just that i like the great shot of pic

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"Horton, come and hear this"

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"They told me I was crazy when I said you could put hair gel on a thistle. Damn it, I'm stuck. Oh wait, that's not gel!!!"

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Oh! That tickles!

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should have gone to spec savers

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WHAT A STAMEN!!!

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Re-incarnated womanizer. " Damn, It still smells like tuna" !

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Physical Attraction

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Thistle do for now.

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cute butterfly

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"She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me..."

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