I promise officer, it isn't what it looks like!

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I asked for a MEOW not a LEMOW !

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OMG ITS FAKE!

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Pleeease ..........put your clothes back on !!

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GO AHEAD MAKE MY CLAW

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Catnip gives me the munchies but this doesn't taste good at all!

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eeeeeeeeee gagggg this isnt a real fruit............

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Damn! thats bitter.

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" You call this lemon-nip? "

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G--dammit, I told you limes not lemons

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My Bday! My Bday?! Intead why not let me go to visit the next door cute *****. You stupid human. Oh ya and the yerstday visit to the veterinary. you MURDERER!!!!!!!!!

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why you give me the dogs toy?

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Stop following me with that camera! I'm NOT Kim Kardashian you know!

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Hell, You call the SUN ?

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OMFG-I have never seen so many ugly mugs in all mah life?!

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michelle heaton clearly after shes just given birth to a watermellon!

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When life gives you lemons, scowl until they give you cat nip!

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Come on! Lemons? Really?

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"Oh...um...you caught us at a bad time...she means nothing to me!"

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