Let me guess...you can't talk and your name is "Ace"?

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Lol!

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Trick aces nothing up my sleeve.

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Simon could never understand why whenever he played poker his forfeit was that he had to put more clothes on...

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They often siad that John was not playing with a full deck, but he showed them

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Now stay still, I'm gonna tear the card with my whip.

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proof some people thru their a**

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Dad .....are you sure this will make the Bullies stop picking on me ?

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I can't deal with this.

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Well, it does cover your black eye....

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He has a ace detective look about him

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There was a young girl called Grace <br />
who had a card stuck to her face<br />
she hid behind her hat, still looked like a pr*t<br />
dont tell me she said its an ACE!

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Cheater..

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What do you mean, "you dont know where the cards are" ?

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pretty easy CIA death card

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Is THIS your card?

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That's a terrible Mad Hatter costume, and the card goes on top.

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I'M ONE DUMBASS REDNECK, PLAYING THE RACE CARD!

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No, no, no... Hide the CARDS, not your face.

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i thought the third card was well hidden.

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Ace is the place for the hurtful hardware man...

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Lol!

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