In local news, two UFOs were spotted over the beach today. One was round and white, with black blotches. The second, which seemed to be chasing the first, was eerily human shaped.
Bend it like Beckham!!!
The Charlie Brown of soccer.
Okay, Jimmy, now hold that pose while I get the camera ready.
"It's raining men, Hallelujah. it's raining men, Amen"...
Ayyy maaamiii, I just s hit ma pequeño men pantis
Ball Dropped From Plane Kills One!
I'm about to bust my ***.
"I should have had a V-8 !"
Look ma, no hands!
Oh ball...don't let me lose my balls!
I like your profile picture
Judo bicycle kick!
hes having fun
I feel bad for the people facing his south end.
Never play soccer near a slip-n-slide! Whoaaaaa......!!!!!!!!!!
Damn! I was just about to kick the ball back to my buddy and I slipped on some kid's hamburger...
Oh no!! I miscalculated