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One nerd + one virgin = ugly unwanted children

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XD

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ppfffftt what are u talking about? our kids turned out fine :D tahahah

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Oooh snap ;3

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Yes he is :)

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We can't help it that we were raised in a commune by hippies

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His eyes. Her hand. True love!

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I wish you were someone else

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Puppy love.

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Zombie folksingers do "Kumbaya". This is the Apocalypse!

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Simon garfumbles his way into her heart.

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Friendzoned

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He was beautiful, and he could sing, but when she heard the lyrics she realized that he was using her to get closer to her brother.

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ohh that's low!!

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lol

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Girl: "I don't care if you were rejected on "The X Factor", you're my idol."

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Lady in red I've never seen you looking so lovely as you did today

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Sodding musicians always get the chicks.

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He thinks he's amazing.

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AAAhh! TRUE love! :-*

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Mr. Sandman buy me a dream

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Dude... Boobs.

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Premature puppies, stop fooling yourselves.

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Gee, your hair smells terrific

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im a day dream believer

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"He's playing that song to impress her, while she's thinking just about one thing... her favourite double burger menu with XXL fries and a pint of coke."

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