One nerd + one virgin = ugly unwanted children
ppfffftt what are u talking about? our kids turned out fine :D tahahah
Oooh snap ;3
Yes he is :)
We can't help it that we were raised in a commune by hippies
His eyes. Her hand. True love!
I wish you were someone else
Zombie folksingers do "Kumbaya". This is the Apocalypse!
Simon garfumbles his way into her heart.
Girl: "I don't care if you were rejected on "The X Factor", you're my idol."
Lady in red I've never seen you looking so lovely as you did today
He thinks he's amazing.
AAAhh! TRUE love! :-*
Mr. Sandman buy me a dream
Premature puppies, stop fooling yourselves.
Gee, your hair smells terrific
im a day dream believer
"He's playing that song to impress her, while she's thinking just about one thing... her favourite double burger menu with XXL fries and a pint of coke."
A moment I'll never forget...
Clark Kent's got a new girlfriend and she's younger, and hotter than Lois.