One nerd + one virgin = ugly unwanted children
ppfffftt what are u talking about? our kids turned out fine :D tahahah
Oooh snap ;3
Yes he is :)
We can't help it that we were raised in a commune by hippies
His eyes. Her hand. True love!
I wish you were someone else
Zombie folksingers do "Kumbaya". This is the Apocalypse!
Simon garfumbles his way into her heart.
He was beautiful, and he could sing, but when she heard the lyrics she realized that he was using her to get closer to her brother.
ohh that's low!!
Girl: "I don't care if you were rejected on "The X Factor", you're my idol."
Lady in red I've never seen you looking so lovely as you did today
Sodding musicians always get the chicks.
He thinks he's amazing.
AAAhh! TRUE love! :-*
Mr. Sandman buy me a dream
Premature puppies, stop fooling yourselves.
Gee, your hair smells terrific
im a day dream believer
"He's playing that song to impress her, while she's thinking just about one thing... her favourite double burger menu with XXL fries and a pint of coke."