'what do you mean green card'?

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"Yes I'm the Captain of that capsized ship. I accidently fell overboard and the waves brought me ashore".

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When you got a lotta clams, you can afford a pool this big...

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Lol!!

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bravo!

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Rise<br />
Sea around me,<br />
For Moses was my father

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The only white Seal cover band, Otter, films it's first music video.

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the captain of the "Costa Concordia" remarks..."i'm sure i parked it here!"

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Excellent

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"**** the leaning tower...I'm the leaning man!"

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Hey, Where'd the boat go??

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" I wanna be a Navy Seal. Please, mommy!!

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"WTH?....there's no... Smoke on the Water"

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There's never a plumber around when you REALLY need one!

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THE CALM BEFOR THE STORM.... i meant to say... KFED BEFOR HIS HEART ATTACK

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Hey,that's my shirt...that i left in Mexico last week.:)

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Come on let me swim in my budgie smugglers. No sex really why go there.

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"I AM JESUS! I mean, look, I'm making waves and I'm not even facing the right way."

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My name is "Sun". I sink into the sea. As in the Flemish popular tune...

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Come on really!?<br />
Why me?!

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1.it's a moron<br />
2.he thinks he can sing<br />
3.extremely poor taste in clothes

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the boat is sinking. Quick. Jump!

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what are you waiting for? the water is fine

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