John suddenly realises he has no control over his hand and it's coming towards him with...a double ended shower head...*gasp*

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What? No pepperoni pizza??!

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(Bill Shatner's son) "Beam me up, Scotty...I can't take it anymore!"

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hello santa, about those presents.................

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"WTF?! I thought you were 25, not 55!"

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WHAT! NO MORE JACK DANIELS!

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Heyyyy... this isn't a REAL PHONE!

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spider dog got a shock when he rang the $ecks line and got his mum...

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->>>> theOneyouwerewarnedabouts face when he gets a call from angel to tell him that Cheyenne527 has stolen his answer and is coming in first place...

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lol. for realz

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I hope you all "get" the "caption of the day" bullshit thing..Jan 28, 2012 will be a picture of some randome arts'y, hippy bullshit picture with a mime and a butterfly ..( I'm looking into my majic 40..)OOH the beer gods say..the winner will be...<br />
your still here?<br />
lmfdo

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HI, YOUVE JUST WON EP UNRESOLVED ANGRY PERSON OF THE WEEK AWARD, what! how dare you speak to me like that! take that back just take that back!

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I can't hear you!!

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Cell Phone Nightmare

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Jack was all jacked up after he realized he drank too much Jack, and plugged in the wrong jack...lol...jackass!

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Man: "Operator, I want to report a nuisance caller."<br />
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Operator: "Oh no, not you again!"

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Yesh Hello ? The bartender gave me this phone and said i could complain to management (hic) about him not selling me more booze !! Hello !!??

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Ok Jack..put the phone down and for the last time,,,the pizza is on it's way!

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You wrecked my phone. How do we get pizza now!

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The moment he realised it wasnt his gf whispering naughty things in his ear...

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Rob didn't know Suction Doubles was a window grip, and confused it for a call up service.. poor Rob, he's never going to get it.

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"You don't know Jack!"

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