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"Damn dude, I swear I can see little people in there, mining for gold."

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oh yeah you lil bich. lick it!

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Little Timmy fell down the well again, Pop...

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'Why are you whispering in my ear?'<br />
'Because I'm a Hush Puppy'

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Cute :)

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You let me violate you<br />
You let me desecrate you<br />
You let me penetrate you<br />
You let me complicate you<br />
(Help me)<br />
I broke apart my insides<br />
(Help me)<br />
I've got no soul to sell<br />
(Help me)<br />
The only thing that works for me<br />
Help me get away from myself<br />
I wanna **** you like an animal<br />
I wanna feel you from the inside<br />
I wanna **** you like an animal<br />
My whole existence is flawed<br />
You get me closer to God<br />
You can have my isolation<br />
you can have the hate that it brings<br />
You can have my absence of faith<br />
you can have my everything<br />
(Help me)<br />
Tear down my reason<br />
(Help me)<br />
It's your sex I can smell<br />
(Help me)<br />
You make me perfect<br />
Help me become somebody else<br />
I wanna **** you like an animal<br />
I wanna feel you from the inside<br />
I wanna **** you like an animal<br />
My whole existence is flawed<br />
You get me closer to God<br />
Through every forest, above the trees<br />
Within my stomach, scraped off my knees<br />
I drink the honey inside your hive<br />
You are the reason I stay alive

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love this lol

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That's a riot! Lmao

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*psst* what if i told you am not even a dog

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I love you Mommy.

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Look who's talking now

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Who lets us out? Who who who

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"hehe, it's your turn to **** in his slippers"

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Don't look now, but her **** just fell out of her blouse

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pssst...know where I can get a lil *****?

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So then I sez to Nancy, I sez.........

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"Muah!"

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Great minds think alike.

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-plays ludacris whats your fantasy in background- I wanna li-li-li-lick you from your head to your toes

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"Mmrrff (I'm) mmmmrrrfff! (stuck!)"

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Remember to get me some Milk-Bones when you go to the store.

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oh cute lol!

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No Way it,s not going to work this time , she is not even walking , give me a break .

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Rhat?! Rhaggy's rot rerpes?!

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