"no! i can't give any fancy pose now...sketch me like this...you are no Leonardo da vinci or Leonardo dicaprio!!!"
"don't give me that look now!!!<br />
"I am exhausted for the day and I am ain't in a mood and weather is pretty hot".
That's right kitty..... just a little closer now.....
Another boring photo....even the dog knows it.
Botox smooths out wrinkles?? Bull.
"Just because I'm a Bulldog doesn't mean I have to put up with Your BULL!"
"home alone...its so nice..i can watch dogshow on tv all by self.<br />
wish i had a bone with me"
i am happy cant you tell?
Too pooped to care.
And not a single fcuk was given on that day
ive just had a steaming turd on your carpet !!!
I did get that treat. And I am mad.
Take the damn picture already! Damn not like I'm going anywhere.
Not now, I'm just gonna sit here and cry.
Let Sleeping dogs lay
For the love of God, leave me alone..
If I told you once, I told you twice....I get the bed and you get the floor! Pthpthpth....
Ahhh it feels soooo good! Why don't you try it yourself?
Fock off !