Had i been little more stronger physically , then that gorgeous girl would have been with me today ...oh god why i stopped going to gym :'(:"( :P
Hahaha silly answer i know :)
but its still good.
Damn! did i actually see Megan Fox walk in through the door!!!!!....i got to pee now! how come i got so fcuking lucky today!
where is she...where is she..:)
ha ha...:) she is with me . she just said she has a crush on young moon. :)
i am dancing now.
Yes. Actually not......Well, yes...but relative...Maybe not though.
Meet Gazpacho, the newest cast member of Jersey Shore.
"He Gotta Gimme that Look<br />
When he gimme that look<br />
Then the panties comin' off, oh"
Look at that girls *** O.O
"Oh no, those bath salts are starting to kick in".
"Lawrence, did you poison the cat? And the budgie? And the dog last week? Answer me, Lawrence."
Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.
Big Bang Theory is a great show and very well written!
Now how can i patch my blow up doll?
I took that stool softener way too soon--
"Ok, now to get back to work on the computer. WAIT! Did I just tell my kid he would have to PLAY WITH HIMSELF until I'm done here!"
Where the heck did I put those 2 big black caterpillars I caught for my science project?
mmmmmm i dunno
Groucho Marx's grandson is spotted at a RUSH convention.....
yep im a 100 percent sure that lady was a dude
Yep , definitely just got a ***** from that mom breast feeding her toddler...
"That's it, I've held in my anger long enough. So I'm going to slightly glare at you."
No...no me gusta.
just KNEW I should'nt have done that......oh well time to find a new job.......