:'( MC DONALDS RAN OUT OF HAPPY MEALS....
Please Do Not Feed.
How do I tell NedKelly it's over ?!
They told me the Fat Farm was here, but I don't see it.....Why did they lie to me?
The Paddy Field Weight Loss Programme, where you will be kept in your very own fenced off area for as long as it takes.. bookings being taken now.
"THEY SAID THEY WOULDN'T PUT THAT PICTURE OF ME UP! BUT HERE I AM! SOMEONE CALL MY LAWYER...!"
hmmmm. i wonder if i can eat that?
How many rounds are left?
ahhhh maaannnn I WENT AND ATE ALL MY SHEEP AGAIN !!! "THIS SUCKS"
"No one puts Big Baby in the corner" !
The heartbreak of large horizontal stripes on a "big" girl.
Finally, I'm having my own peace of mind.
"This game has me on the fence. Am I The Biggest Loser?"
Is this my best side?
I keep telling him, "IM NOT FAT, IM BIG BONED DAMMIT"!!
Transcendental Meditation looks a LOT like vegging out to the earthbound soul...
Jack Horner's sister ate all her Christmas pie, New Year's pie, and now waiting for St Patrick's pie.
If i dress like a zebra I won't stand out so much.