Her: You said you'd pull out!<br />
Him: I said I would try!
omg you farted
See,look..it's not in there....I swallowed it !.........I can't believe you swallowed my ****- ring !!!!!
Her-You forgot my birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!! Him-I tried to remember,don't be so hard on me.
Her lies just more lies.... Him Im not fooking lying this time
and the academy award for the worst pose in front of the camera goes to....
2 people talking of life in the house/hotel
"No! You cannot have these earrings!"
What's your name again..
OH NO YOU DIEN"T !
Harmonizing!...... at the Holiday Inn.<br />
"I've got a feeling....OOOOooo, that tonight's gonna be a good-good night"
It's easy! Just open your mouth this wide and be sure to swallow
OMG. If you weren't a virgin gay man I would so be into you. Haha
You're right! Everyone DOES have a uvula!
Her : I'm telling Mom and Dad !<br />
Him : I didn't know ! It was dark !!
See what happens? Pull my finger again!
"Girl...you really need to do something with your hair".
Girl- You're really a virgin?<br />
Guy- I don't want to be one anymore!!!!
HIM: im not a virgin i just wore this shirt<br />
HER: im not eiher remember when i said i made the girls field hockey team? well...................
your what....I'm not the dad