Her: You said you'd pull out!<br />
Him: I said I would try!

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Good one!

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omg you farted

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See,look..it's not in there....I swallowed it !.........I can't believe you swallowed my ****- ring !!!!!

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Her-You forgot my birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!! Him-I tried to remember,don't be so hard on me.

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Her lies just more lies.... Him Im not fooking lying this time

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and the academy award for the worst pose in front of the camera goes to....

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2 people talking of life in the house/hotel

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"No! You cannot have these earrings!"

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What's your name again..

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OH NO YOU DIEN"T !

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He's your brother !!!! not mine !!

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Harmonizing!...... at the Holiday Inn.<br />
"I've got a feeling....OOOOooo, that tonight's gonna be a good-good night"

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It's easy! Just open your mouth this wide and be sure to swallow

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OMG. If you weren't a virgin gay man I would so be into you. Haha

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You're right! Everyone DOES have a uvula!

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Her : I'm telling Mom and Dad !<br />
Him : I didn't know ! It was dark !!

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See what happens? Pull my finger again!

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"Girl...you really need to do something with your hair".

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Girl- You're really a virgin?<br />
Guy- I don't want to be one anymore!!!!

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HIM: im not a virgin i just wore this shirt<br />
HER: im not eiher remember when i said i made the girls field hockey team? well...................

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