Her: You said you'd pull out!<br />
Him: I said I would try!
omg you farted
See,look..it's not in there....I swallowed it !.........I can't believe you swallowed my ****- ring !!!!!
I'm saying that Obama is a bigger idiot than Carter ever was
Her-You forgot my birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!! Him-I tried to remember,don't be so hard on me.
Her lies just more lies.... Him Im not fooking lying this time
and the academy award for the worst pose in front of the camera goes to....
2 people talking of life in the house/hotel
"No! You cannot have these earrings!"
What's your name again..
OH NO YOU DIEN"T !
GIRL: "-and you are sooo buying me a Sour Fruity Twist!"<br />
BOY: "-aaaand That was a very Caucasian request- how about some Poi instead?" [and thinks--What's next? "Could you go get me some Sport Glide tampons, with a side of Nutella" ??]
He's your brother !!!! not mine !!
Harmonizing!...... at the Holiday Inn.<br />
"I've got a feeling....OOOOooo, that tonight's gonna be a good-good night"
It's easy! Just open your mouth this wide and be sure to swallow
No the t-shirt is I'm not.
OMG. If you weren't a virgin gay man I would so be into you. Haha
You think my hair is a mess, just you wait and see............
You're right! Everyone DOES have a uvula!
Her : I'm telling Mom and Dad !<br />
Him : I didn't know ! It was dark !!