Dear God, please don't let anybody find out that I pooed my pants. Amen.
The name is Mantis......Praying Mantis.
God, i need a cigarette..
These pictures are booooring.
I am going to get soooo ****** !!!
Oh god, It smells,but it was just a tiny fart ......ehh i hope people don't smell it.
Oh God ! That fart was so foul I could taste it !!
If I just do this, no one with know I'm really a cyclops
last blind date ever!
Oh God I cant see my nose!
I dont care which one of you does it. Just reach in there and retrieve Kevins watch.
Holy ****! Did you see what he just did with his ****???!
**** wat have i done.
Oh no.. pls no.
"When I get nervous I put my hands into my arm pits and have to smell them, like this!"
God, i need cigarette...
God stop them eating my ears
I'm starting to regret switching my penis with my nose...especially since I have to cover up in public.
The look a guy gets when he realizes he's been humming a Justin Beiber song in public.