Please adopt me

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woof

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"oooooh, nice table. What's it made of, bark?"

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Do you know how long it took me to learn how to counter surf? There's nothing f^cking here!

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Who do you have to lick to get some service around here?

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" It was the cat. Honest, it was " !

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The service here has really gone to the dogs.

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O.K. Surely if I stand here long enough I will get something to eat......wait a minute.....do they serve tamales and tacos here.........uh oh....

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Gee the service her sucks, where is my order? Stupid poodle.

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Where the **** is my food b**ch.

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I was just practicing for when i meet my *****

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I wonder when that nice cat will come back. I miss playing with her.

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is there any help on the way?

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How do I explain this on EP?

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I call this meeting to order...<br />
Oh! Squirrel!

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So gardening guru . . . tell me . . . do you think if I bury a bone it could grow into a bone tree ?

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"ugh, this is just my luck I got stood up again. If only I can find my lady to my tramp"

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"Dog gone it, where's my waiter?"

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Um, I'll take a milk bone and a bowl of water.

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OKKKK...where did ya all go?

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